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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Minging Klingon with a chignon

Now I'll be the first to admit that I am not suitable material for an oil painting, but there was a double-bagger* of a woman on the train this morning who was so unspeakably ugly, she was virtually an alien?

Her hair was piled on the top of her head in an array that couldn't even be classed as an afterthought and she looked not so much as if she'd been pulled through a hedge backwards, more force-fed through Becher's Brook.

Still, she had an engagement ring on, so someone must love 'er..

* Two bags over the head - in case the first one comes off

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Patient's notes:

Aprosexic

Where I used to live...
Half-man, half-centurian, half Red Wino and V-free Lover of Life;
Home Port: Cockburn's
Domiciled: North-east of Whitstable
Blood Group: Claret
Hobbies: Ducking and Diving Drinking and Driving (but clearly not simultaneously)
My MoBlog
Do Not Resuscitate
(I often look like this)